"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right
now that we love each other."
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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Australians do it Down Under
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What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.
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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
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• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!
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The number one cause of computer problems
is computer solutions.
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• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain
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Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."
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# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
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