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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

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It is always the wrong time of month.

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I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

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• What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

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Optimist:(love) If you love someone, set her free. Don’t worry, She will come back

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