Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho

Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."

"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."

I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls." Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?" Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"

Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."