HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

"The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time."

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.