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Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love
might be blind but your neighbours not!
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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"
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You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!
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Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won't.
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Schwarzeneggers fans:
If you love someone, set her free
SHE’LL BE BACK !!!
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ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar
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"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."
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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls."
Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?"
Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"
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Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!
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Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
or
Stop.
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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
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