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Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
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A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!
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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
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Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.
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"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"
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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
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Psychologist:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back her super ego is dominant,
If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme,
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:
What the heck was I thinking?"
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A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.
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