• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Gal: To phir rehne do...

Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

• What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

# Love is when a wife makes coffee for her husband and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

FRIENDS 4 LIFE Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!