"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."

Finance Expert: If you love someone, set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans, If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"

"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.

Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German. The word "Ficken", which means to strike.

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Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free If she comes back, it’s a nightmare, If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.