Finance Expert:
If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans,
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
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Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Gardeners do it in the bushes
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Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.
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Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
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# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.
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Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!
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I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.
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"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."
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Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!
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