I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.

love: when intercourse is called making love. lust: all other times. marriage: what's intercourse?

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.