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# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.

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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

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MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)

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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

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"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"

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"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."

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Sex has no calories.

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A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.

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ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Detectives do it under cover

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• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

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