I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.

What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

What is the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants? Both give you a warm feeling, but no one else cares.

• What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."

• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai