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Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

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If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

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Door se dekha to sher tha..... Door se dekha to sher tha..... Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.....

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Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

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Haven't I seen you someplace before? Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.

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She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

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I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.

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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

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