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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

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If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

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How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

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There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.

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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

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