7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
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My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
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An MBA:
If you love someone, set her free instantaneously,
And look for others simultaneously
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I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.
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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Bankers do it with interest
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."
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