Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast

Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Truckers do it on the road

Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

Statistician: If you love someone, set her free If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.