# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.

What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.

If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.