It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."

Does your name begin with: Y You are sensual and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating and romantic.

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!

Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

It is always the wrong time of month.

Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho