OUT OF MY CONTROL Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have? A: None.

"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

Impatient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back within some time. Forget her!!

A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.

Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We got off the Titanic first.

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.