"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.

MAN.ZIP: Funny program. Expect a laugh when unzipped.

• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming

☻FRIENDSHIP TEST... thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German. The word "Ficken", which means to strike.

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DJs do it on request

COMPARE FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap