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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!
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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
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Animal Rights activist:
If you love someone, set her free
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
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"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
We got off the Titanic first.
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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls."
Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?"
Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"
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"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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