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"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.

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"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."

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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first.

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Why do men like masturbation? Its sex with someone they love.

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• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.

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Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra? All those positions!

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