A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."

# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha..... Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha ..... Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.....

"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."