thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer
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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.
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How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
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What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.
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"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the
rules and play from your heart."
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Why do men like masturbation?
Its sex with someone they love.
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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Firemen do it with a big hose
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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
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