I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!

"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."

Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Detectives do it under cover

Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."