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Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha..... Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa..... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.....

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ERP Functional Expert: If you love someone, set her free, If she comes back, map her into your system, If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DJs do it on request

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Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.

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A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do

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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A:It starts with "My wife says..."

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# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

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"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."

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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

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