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He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

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Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

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Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

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• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

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Suspicious: If you love someone, set her free. If she ever comes back. Ask her why

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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

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A stupid man always tells a woman he understands her. a really stupid one tries to prove it.

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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

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He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

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