"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."
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love: when intercourse is called making love.
lust: all other times.
marriage: what's intercourse?
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The number one cause of computer problems
is computer solutions.
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"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the
rules and play from your heart."
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An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it.
The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.
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ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar
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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."
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