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I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.

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Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

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"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."

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# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.

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thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

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• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming

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