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You're sweeter than glucose.

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Impatient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back within some time. Forget her!!

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Frank Sinatra does it his way

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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

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Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho

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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

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C++ Programmer: If {you love(m_she)} {m_she.free}( ); } else { if m_she = = null} m_she = new .she};

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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."

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