"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
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"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration
of another's personhood."
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Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love
might be blind but your neighbours not!
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