When god created the men he was only kidding

"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha..... Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa..... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.....

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey says "Hmmm... Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all the odd integers are prime."

They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad. Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.