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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping
bags for mice.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train
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One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.
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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell till I met you."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.
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A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!
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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
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If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.
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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex...
Age 25: Tri-weekly
Age 45: Try-weekly
Age 69: Try-weakly
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I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful,
treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I
don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?
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