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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

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To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

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It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

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"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

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If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

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"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gardeners do it in the bushes

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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

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When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

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