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How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

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Why it's better to be a Woman! If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

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SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."

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How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

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"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."

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What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.

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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."

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I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

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