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What's the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."
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"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."
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If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
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What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.
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ä Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in
my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
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Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!
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You're sweeter than glucose.
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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
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