"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"

If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.

• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!

No sex with anyone in the same office.

A true luv is there and always on ur mind A true luv is never unkind.

• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !