# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

Not to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says "Well, you two sort've got the right idea, but you'd end up taking too long doing it. I've just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove it..." He goes over to his terminal and runs his program. Reading the output on the screen he says, "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime...."

I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Landlords do it the 1st of every month

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi

Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.