HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Garbagemen come twice a week

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

No sex with anyone in the same office.

• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

Why it's better to be a Woman! Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.