Friendship is a gift that is fair in all things. It roots from one's heart and involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
DJs do it on request
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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."
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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife did.
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