# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.

• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....! Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?

Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Gal: To phir rehne do...

"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."

Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

MAN.ZIP: Funny program. Expect a laugh when unzipped.

A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."