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• Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.
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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai
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"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."
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If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out,
2 have to go in so the room gets empty...
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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."
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love: when intercourse is called making love.
lust: all other times.
marriage: what's intercourse?
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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."
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