"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty...

What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.

Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls." Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?" Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"

# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.

Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!

If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.