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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
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Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha.....
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha .....
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.....
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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
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• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
We got off the Titanic first.
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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
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"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."
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• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell till I met you."
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Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
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