A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train

A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

"To love another person is to see the face of God."

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."