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"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."
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Statistician:
If you love someone, set her free
If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.
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Hey, buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.
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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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Men are like horoscopes....
they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.
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I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
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