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When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty...

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have? A: None.

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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

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