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Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.

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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

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A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.

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What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

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"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."

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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.

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