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Friendship is... "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Mencius

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DJs do it on request

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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Frank Sinatra does it his way

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

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Why do so many fishermen own banjos? They make great anchors!

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Sex has no calories.

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"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood."

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