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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."

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A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

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F.U.C.K REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

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Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you.

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A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.

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My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

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"You call it madness, but I call it love."

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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

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