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Somnambulist:
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, it’s a nightmare,
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.
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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.
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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
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• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.
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"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."
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• What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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• If U Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com
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