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She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.
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A True Luv
A true luve is something to know and feel
A true luv is never unreal.
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5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic
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Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
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FRIENDSHIP IS....
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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A true luv is honest and trust is what its all about
A true luv is never something to doubt.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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Pessimist :
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.
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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"
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Psychologist:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back her super ego is dominant,
If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme,
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
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How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.
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Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
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