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"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."
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Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
or
Stop.
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"My father always used to say that when
you die, if you've got five real friends,
then you've had a great life."
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"A friend is someone who knows the song
in your heart and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words."
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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
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They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad.
Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.
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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.
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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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